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Original: 9/27/2007 2:20 PM
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

wink your sneer

 
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Moderator: Mayor Giuliani, how does the Constitution comport with your view of what you call "the necessary powers of a centralized state"? For starters, please defend your position on the Patriot Act and the Department of Homeland Security.

Giuliani: Well you know, as mayor of the great city of New York, I had the third most difficult job in the world. That's what Time magazine said. Mayor of New York City--one of the toughest jobs imaginable. I'm sure not a one of my opponents could have done it. I can show you crime statistics that show that while I was mayor, crime actually disappeared in The City, and New York City became the safest place in the western hemisphere--safer even than outright mountain-people redneck wildernesses like Oklahoma and Virginia. You were more likely to be sexually assaulted, harassed in a drug-related crime, and shot with an illegal firearm by a gang of Muslim penguins in Antarctica than you were to just feel scared in the Bronx while I was mayor. I turned the healthcare--

Moderator: I'm sorry, sir, but you haven't--

Giuliani: I'm gettin' there, I'm gettin' there. So as I was saying--

Moderator: You have 15 seconds remaining.

Giuliani: Right, so as I was saying: As mayor of New York City, I singlehandedly saved the City from global terrorism through my incredible leadership during and after 9/11. I was Cincinnatus reincarnated.

Moderator: Okay then. Next question. Governor Romney: who ya figure--Yanks or Bosox in the American League East?
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Why would Giuliani compare himself to Lee? Pick another hero...
Posted 9/27/2007 4:42 PM by PistachioChocolateWife - reply

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Awesome.
Posted 9/27/2007 4:48 PM by MysteriumFidei - reply

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Done.
Posted 9/27/2007 11:10 PM by whiffet - reply

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Red Sox!!!
Posted 9/28/2007 9:41 AM by equationmommy - reply

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Well....actually now that I come to think of it, it's four, not three.

It's just a general English program, not Lit specifically, so....

American Lit I&II are required - I Clepped them
Brit Lit I & II - Clepped
World Lit - took it
Romanticism - took it
Victorian Lit - don't have to take because an advisor screwed up
Must take one class on another specific "genre" (poetry,  drama, short story,  etc.) - took Short Story

Among electives, I took non-literature-based courses (i.e. Classical Christian Humanism, Existentialism) for all but two.

Posted 9/29/2007 12:02 PM by danwatson22 - reply

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Is this from a real transcript???
Posted 9/30/2007 12:47 PM by kriegerwulff - reply

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Um...no. Lol. : )
Posted 9/30/2007 3:31 PM by whiffet - reply

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Dang man, I tell you, you always manage to get me with your parodies and your articles...I was like "I can't believe this..." lol.
Posted 10/1/2007 10:49 AM by kriegerwulff - reply


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